What
has eight legs and eight eyes?
Eight
pirates!
Why are
pirates so mean?
They
just arrrrrgh!
Which side of a parrot has the
prettiest feathers?
The outside!
How do
you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rocket!
Have
you heard about the cow astronaut?
He landed on the mooooooon!
Why shouldn't you tell
an egg a joke?
Because it might crack
up!
What did the baby corn
say to its mom?
Where is pop corn?
How does Darth Vader
like his toast?
On the Dark Side.
Which Star Wars
character works in a restaurant?
Darth Waiter
What game did the cat
like to play with the mouse?
Catch!
Where did the school
kittens go for their field trip?
To the mewseum!
What do you call a funny
chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Why do scientists think hummingbirds hum?
Because
they can't remember the words!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock
knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Where does a
penguin keep its money?
(In a snow bank!)
(In a snow bank!)
Where do fish keep their money?
(In a river-bank!)
these are very funny jokes
ReplyDeleteI know right.:):):):)
DeleteSophia
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA that is funny
What do elves do after school?
ReplyDeleteGnomework!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
ReplyDelete-To get to the other slide.
What does a robot frog say?
-Rib-bot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9!
Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work!
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting c..
MOO!!!
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
what do you call a pig that knows karate porkchop
ReplyDeletehow do you make a tissue dance put a boogi in it
ReplyDeleteWhat did the phone say to the battery? Turn me off!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the bird say when you take a picture of it?
ReplyDelete-Are you going to tweet that!
I love that joke!
Deletethat is catchy
DeleteA cowboy road into town on a Friday and came back 2 days later on a Friday
ReplyDeleteHis horses name is Friday
This jokes are soooo funny tell me more
ReplyDeletewhat is a seamonsters favourite lunch
ReplyDeletefish and ships
A man walks into a bar, What does he say?
ReplyDeleteOfhh, it was an iron bar.
What do elves learn at school?
ReplyDelete-elfabet
What do you call a fake noodle?
ReplyDeleteAn Impasta
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
ReplyDeleteA deviled egg!
Thomas gr 4
ReplyDeletewhy did the ''M&M'' go to school?
to become a ''SMARTIE''!!!
amazing jokes my family and i had a great laugh
ReplyDeleteMarkos
ReplyDeleteKnock , knock
Who's there
interrupting cow
MOOOOOOO
What do you call two witches that share a broomstick?
ReplyDelete-Broom-mates!
A clown goes to a cowboy restaurant, What does he order?
ReplyDelete- horn on the cob
HA
DeleteKnock,knock
ReplyDeletewho's there
elephant
elephant who's
he come to a house
WHAT?
DeleteWe were just under
DeleteUnderwhere????
WHAT????
Delete"What is a cheese's favourite food?" asked Auralie
ReplyDelete" Macaroni and cheese."
how do you stop a rhino from charging nobody knows rhinos usually don't charge LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteKNOCK KNOCK
ReplyDeleteWHO'S THERE?
MIKEY
MIKEY WHO?
MIKEY DOESN'T WORK.CANYOU OPEN THE DOOR
Guy walks into a library and says, "I will have a cheeseburger and fries please."
ReplyDeleteThe librarian responds, "sir you know you are in a library?"
"Sorry." The man says (in a whisper) "I will have a cheeseburger and fries please."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !LOVED THAT JOKE TELL MORE!
DeleteWhat do hockey player like on his sunday? don cherry
ReplyDeleteTHIS JOKES ARE LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL OMG HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAH! Also,here's a joke, how does a cat meow as a pokemon? MEOWTH!
ReplyDeleteHow do you know Santa is in the room?
ReplyDeleteYou can sense his PRESENTS!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up into the sky?
"Looks like RAIN, DEAR".
What did the Gingerbread Man use as a cover for his bed?
A COOKIE SHEET.
GOOD JOKES MS EASON
DeleteWhat nationality is Santa Claus?
ReplyDeletePOLish.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Santa CLAWS.
Why did Santa spell Christmas in French N-O-E instead of N-O-E-L?
Because the angel said it is "No L".
WHAT''S A MONKEY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG/
ReplyDeleteJUNGLE BELLS JUNGLE BELLS JUNGLE ALL THE WAY.
what do you call santa when he stops moving?
ReplyDeletesanta pause
what does a winning hockey drink at breakfeast ?
ReplyDeleteA stanley cup of coffie
what does a hockey player and a magician have in common ?
ReplyDeleteHAT TRICKS!
What has 8 fins,4 tales and 4 heads
ReplyDelete4 FISH
I like the luke joke it was so funny
ReplyDeleteKristian
ReplyDeleteWhy do woman live longer then man?
Shopping never causes heart attacks
when do hockey players dress in formal attier
ReplyDeleteAT A TIE GAME
Why isit always so cold in hockey arenas
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF FANS
What do hockey players put ontop of there sundas
ReplyDeleteDON CHEERY
Why did the waiter fall over
ReplyDeleteBecause he was tiped
Those were really good and creative jokes. Now I know so many more jokes!
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